We try to teach manners in our home. It is very important. There are few things worse, in my opinion, then having children running amuck when what they should be doing is sitting politely, enjoying casual conversation with their family. <Insert record ripping sound here> Here is the dinner conversation from this evening, quoted exactly: Pink Princess: Did I hear a fart? Green Mommy: That's not polite language at the table! Pink Princess: Uh, it was me! Needless to say, neither my husband or I, were able to keep out composure and we all proceeded to enjoy a fit of good hardy laughter. What golden dinner table moments do you have to share?